Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Lessons in self-esteem

Avery:  (while pointing to a prominent stretch mark on my hip/thigh)  Mommy, Wha ooze dat??
Me:   Nothing, but thank you for reminding me not to cross my legs while wearing shorts. 
A:  Huh? 
M:  Nothing
A:  Wha ooze dat? 
M:  A sign that I'm a good mother
A:  Huh?   
M:  Nothing
A:   Stank? 
M:  No, that's not a snake!  
A:  Oh...  (long pause)     Worm???

If you need me I'll be throwing out every pair of shorts that I own... 


danielle said...

oh friend! you are beautiful! and perfect!! AND i am glad that you updated your blog!

PITTSNIX said...

so glad ur back! phone convo soon, i miss you!

ps. if it makes you feel any better, the wolverine looks like he attached my stomach w/ his claws.

Leslie said...

I'm sure they are BARELY noticeable. I have them on my legs too. It is just a reminder of how awesome we are, right? ;)

Julie said...

Dude, you. must. blog. more. often. Also, kids..... They do some damage. And then want to talk about it. Egads!!!