Me: Nothing, but thank you for reminding me not to cross my legs while wearing shorts.
A: Huh?
M: Nothing
A: Wha ooze dat?
M: A sign that I'm a good mother
A: Huh?
M: Nothing
A: Stank?
M: No, that's not a snake!
A: Oh... (long pause) Worm???
If you need me I'll be throwing out every pair of shorts that I own...
4 comments:
oh friend! you are beautiful! and perfect!! AND i am glad that you updated your blog!
so glad ur back! phone convo soon, i miss you!
ps. if it makes you feel any better, the wolverine looks like he attached my stomach w/ his claws.
I'm sure they are BARELY noticeable. I have them on my legs too. It is just a reminder of how awesome we are, right? ;)
Dude, you. must. blog. more. often. Also, kids..... They do some damage. And then want to talk about it. Egads!!!
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